Monday, January 16, 2006
Juan McLean Concert
Went to the Juan McLean concert @ Supreme Trading. Mostly an awesome night.
Awesome music (vocoders are so back)
Free beer (open PBR bar from 9-11)
Took a poll underneath the white canopy outside and got a free pack of cigarettes (Macdonalds Export 'A' Ultra Light)
Free smokes, free beer, free concert, detect a pattern?
Well, when I was on the line for the bathroom, people cut in front of me. THRICE!
1) A couple of girls cut me in line. I just said "What the fuck" over and over again, but accepted my fate.
2) A bespectacled gentleman from the British Isles cut in front of me. I told Harry Potter Senior he cut me in line, he said "You're full of shit." I said, "If you're really British, shouldn't you say full of shite?" Later on, I yelled at him again, saying, "You don't cut lines in Brooklyn, motherfucker," which might be the lamest threat I've ever made in my life (insert coke joke here).
3) A girl asked to cut in front of me. Before I said no, she offered to pay me twenty dollars. I accepted and asked the British guy to ante up too.
So
Free concert
Free beer
Free cigarettes
Line so long a girl gives you twenty dollars to cut you
Yeah, the Juan McLean concert was great.
Thanks, Supreme Trading!
Awesome music (vocoders are so back)
Free beer (open PBR bar from 9-11)
Took a poll underneath the white canopy outside and got a free pack of cigarettes (Macdonalds Export 'A' Ultra Light)
Free smokes, free beer, free concert, detect a pattern?
Well, when I was on the line for the bathroom, people cut in front of me. THRICE!
1) A couple of girls cut me in line. I just said "What the fuck" over and over again, but accepted my fate.
2) A bespectacled gentleman from the British Isles cut in front of me. I told Harry Potter Senior he cut me in line, he said "You're full of shit." I said, "If you're really British, shouldn't you say full of shite?" Later on, I yelled at him again, saying, "You don't cut lines in Brooklyn, motherfucker," which might be the lamest threat I've ever made in my life (insert coke joke here).
3) A girl asked to cut in front of me. Before I said no, she offered to pay me twenty dollars. I accepted and asked the British guy to ante up too.
So
Free concert
Free beer
Free cigarettes
Line so long a girl gives you twenty dollars to cut you
Yeah, the Juan McLean concert was great.
Thanks, Supreme Trading!