Friday, January 13, 2006
Tantric Sucks Couple
Sinful gossip of Gotham site Gawker links to Last Night's Party's blog.
Mr. Bronques finds a girl and a guy, whips out his camera and photographs them in a fictional tantric sex position.
Curl up your legs and get out the pink phone, here comes the hot gossip:
"The next day I talked to Angela and wondered if anything came of it. 'You guys went home together and fucked right?' She said 'I don’t think he was interested. He didn’t even get hard or anything during the shoot.'"
Why didn't he get hard? Maybe he's gay. Maybe it's for the same reason I can't stand hipster porn: the vacant stare. Good porn models have a "come hither" look, like they want you to give it to them. Click this and choose Angela and Pete from the drop menu. Look at that stone face. It's like Steven Wright taught her how to shoot a sex scene.
In case I hurt Angela's feelings, I never have sex. There, I put my diss and your comeback on this post, Angela.
Mr. Bronques finds a girl and a guy, whips out his camera and photographs them in a fictional tantric sex position.
Curl up your legs and get out the pink phone, here comes the hot gossip:
"The next day I talked to Angela and wondered if anything came of it. 'You guys went home together and fucked right?' She said 'I don’t think he was interested. He didn’t even get hard or anything during the shoot.'"
Why didn't he get hard? Maybe he's gay. Maybe it's for the same reason I can't stand hipster porn: the vacant stare. Good porn models have a "come hither" look, like they want you to give it to them. Click this and choose Angela and Pete from the drop menu. Look at that stone face. It's like Steven Wright taught her how to shoot a sex scene.
In case I hurt Angela's feelings, I never have sex. There, I put my diss and your comeback on this post, Angela.
# posted by Mo Diggs : 7:28 PM
