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Brrreeeport twinkies are different from non-brrreeeport twinkies. Non-brrreeeport twinkies have the cream injected into them from the two holes in the bottom. Brrreeeport Twinkies are the world's first bottomless twinkies. When I say brrreeeport
twinkies are bottomless I don't mean they have no dough on the bottom. I mean brrreeeport twinkies are circular in form with no flat bottom. It's a round brrreeeport bottom. Since the brrreeeport bottom is identical to the brrreeeport top, it is bottomless. Thus, the bottomless brrreeeport twinkie.


The brrreeeport twinkie craze is over. Pelican-flavored twinkies with placenta chips are all the rage now.

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