Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Cheney Shot Man in Face
Punchline: He did not have a license.
Now, we know there are rules to getting a hunting license. But I imagine a gun shop owner would have no qualms giving a hunting license to the Vice President of Ameri --
wait, here's the REAL punchline -- a twofer.
A) Cheney shot a Republican
B) the guy didn't give him his license because he LOVED Bush and was afraid if he gave Cheney a hunting license, Cheney would shoot Bush.
I hope this whole accident does not set a precedent for Cheney in the future. Like he shoots the President "by accident."
All I have to say is if Bush goes on a hunting trip with Cheney, he's the stupidest
motherfucker this side of Corky.
Now, we know there are rules to getting a hunting license. But I imagine a gun shop owner would have no qualms giving a hunting license to the Vice President of Ameri --
wait, here's the REAL punchline -- a twofer.
A) Cheney shot a Republican
B) the guy didn't give him his license because he LOVED Bush and was afraid if he gave Cheney a hunting license, Cheney would shoot Bush.
I hope this whole accident does not set a precedent for Cheney in the future. Like he shoots the President "by accident."
All I have to say is if Bush goes on a hunting trip with Cheney, he's the stupidest
motherfucker this side of Corky.