Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney Shot Man in Face

Punchline: He did not have a license.

Now, we know there are rules to getting a hunting license. But I imagine a gun shop owner would have no qualms giving a hunting license to the Vice President of Ameri --

wait, here's the REAL punchline -- a twofer.

A) Cheney shot a Republican
B) the guy didn't give him his license because he LOVED Bush and was afraid if he gave Cheney a hunting license, Cheney would shoot Bush.

I hope this whole accident does not set a precedent for Cheney in the future. Like he shoots the President "by accident."

All I have to say is if Bush goes on a hunting trip with Cheney, he's the stupidest
motherfucker this side of Corky.

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