Friday, February 24, 2006
Two-Drink Goon
Found this job listing on craig's list for promoters for Improv Comedy Club.
I hated comedy club promoters when they interrupted my college classes and I loathed the idea of shucking for the man,...,the comedy man.
Then I saw the pay -- 700 smackaroons.
I decided to go for interview at 4 o'clock at sell out.
Well, Apiary linked to this job. Here's what it said.
2 Drink Minimum Establishment Seeks Goons to Diminish the Pleasure of the Already Beyond Unpleasurable Experience of Walking Through Times Square
So I guess you can call me a 2 drink goon if the interview goes well.
That should be a new insult, 2-drink goon.
"Why, you 2-drink goon!"
Like two-bit thief, or one-bit comic.
I hated comedy club promoters when they interrupted my college classes and I loathed the idea of shucking for the man,...,the comedy man.
Then I saw the pay -- 700 smackaroons.
I decided to go for interview at 4 o'clock at sell out.
Well, Apiary linked to this job. Here's what it said.
2 Drink Minimum Establishment Seeks Goons to Diminish the Pleasure of the Already Beyond Unpleasurable Experience of Walking Through Times Square
So I guess you can call me a 2 drink goon if the interview goes well.
That should be a new insult, 2-drink goon.
"Why, you 2-drink goon!"
Like two-bit thief, or one-bit comic.
# posted by Mo Diggs : 2:23 PM
